- Little Bit: When I get strong, I'm gonna pick up this whole house.
- JamJam: Wow, what are you going to do with it?
- Little Bit: I'm gonna throw it in the ocean.
- JamJam: Why would you do that?
- Little Bit: Because I'll be strong!
- Female Coworker 1: (to Female Coworker 2) I think your cubicle is bigger than mine.
- Female Coworker 2: Nope, I'm pretty sure they're the same size.
- Male Coworker: Women are always wanting more.
- Female Coworker 3: That's because men leave them wanting.
- Male Coworker: I've never had that problem.
- JamJam: You've never had a man leave you wanting?
The bartender says “We don’t allow faster than light neutrinos in here…”
A neutrino walks into a bar.
- Paul: (Because we sneakily bought our friends some groceries.) Why did you get us SO MUCH FOOD?
- TC: Because we knew you needed it.
- Paul: If I knew you needed a lighter, I wouldn't SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.
These are words by Dr Richard Scott, a GP who told to a suicidal and depressed 24-year-old patient that he should become a Christian, because Christianity might offer him a great benefit, greater than the religion to wich the patient adheres. The patient left the consultation very upset and he felt Scott had belittled his own faith. Scott stated that “to prescribe Jesus” was merely an exercise of his “professional judgment”.
So, for this guy, evangelism is part of the job of doctors. And he thinks it’s a good idea to say to a vulnerable patient that he should abandon his belief to embrace Christianity. Because, this is the message, Christianity will help you with your problem.
Somehow all this makes perfect sense, but you need to have no ethics.