April 2012
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things I overheard the guys say while fighting...
DH: If I had a box, it would be empty because that’s how many fucks I have. —— TC: You got this? Because if you surprise kill me, I’m gonna be surprise mad. —— DH: Eat mammal sauce like a boss! —— E: I don’t approve of magic zombies, I’m just saying. I like my zombies slow and mindless. TC: Like Resident Evil zombies. —— TC:...
Apr 29th
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Bacon strikes again!
DH was so busy yelling about bacon that the Nazi Zombies got him. (They’re playing Call of Duty: Black Ops in Zombie Mode) Now we have Epic Meal Time playing over the surround sound instead of the game.
Apr 29th
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TC: It smells like bologna-flavored lozenges.
E: I don't think I like that.
DH: What about bacon flavored?
Apr 29th
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/end dash spam /begin homework
Apr 28th
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April Challenge: April 11
Read the challenge list here! Your family: What does this mean? Oh well, I’ll just tell you about my family… Both parents alive and still married. One younger brother, E, who survived a horrible crash and continues to amaze me with his strength. TC: boyfriend of awesomeness. An example of Southern charm, strength, stubbornness, and cooking. Little Bit, miniature TC in female...
Apr 28th
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April Challenge: April 10
Read the challenge list here! Put your music player on shuffle and write the first ten songs that play: Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen Faith - George Michael Judith - A Perfect Circle On Fire - Eminem Southern Hospitality - Ludacris You May Be Right - Billy Joel Never is Enough - Barenaked Ladies .44 Caliber Love Letter - Alexisonfire St. John - We Are The Fallen Want You Bad - The...
Apr 28th
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April Challenge: April 9
Read the challenge list here! How important you think education is: This is a silly question. What am I going to say, I don’t think it’s important? Who in their right mind would argue against learning? I think education is incredibly important and I wish that I would have been more encouraged to do well in school when I was growing up. I developed a pretty hardcore disinterest in...
Apr 28th
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April Challenge: April 8
Read the challenge list here! What you ate today: Today? Some homemade cheesedip and some fruit (not together). Tonight, we’re having barbecue ribs. Mmm. <3 As for April 8th, I honestly can’t remember.
Apr 28th
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April Challenge: April 7
Read the challenge list here! Five pet peeves (in no particular order): Empty milk carton cereal box condiment bottle anything put back where it goes. It’s like a lie sitting on a shelf. Any use of pejoratives. “A couple of G’s, an R and an E, an I and an N. Just 6 little letters, all jumbled together, have caused damage that we may never mend… Only a ginger can call...
Apr 28th
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April Challenge: April 12
Read the challenge list here! Five guys whom you find attractive: TC is obvious, so I’m going to name 5 celebrities I find attractive. Chris Hemsworth. Oh, just look at him: UGH. That smile. Daniel Craig. Those eyes. Ryan Reynolds. Even TC loves him. Cam Gigandet. Again, those eyes. GAH. Ryan Gosling. Because even he knows it:
Apr 28th
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I am pretty sure these April Challenges are gonna continue into May, and I apologize for that. But I insist on finishing them! I also apologize in advance for the upcoming dash spam.
Apr 28th
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I’ve tried not to talk badly about my ex-husband. While our marriage didn’t work out, he’s a nice guy and I found no reason to use my blog as a place to complain about him. But… I asked my him for his tax information from last year so I could complete my FAFSA, and I got this in response: [I mean, that^ was his response. Not the words. That gif.] My daddy is in the...
Apr 27th
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I have sent 55 emails at work today. That means I’ve received about 110-150, I’m not going to bother looking. I didn’t take a lunch, there wasn’t any time. And yet, there’s always more work to do. Eventually I’ll post something entertaining again, I promise.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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What ingredients does it take to make you?  →
myturtlespeedy: palmtreepalmtree: jennhoney: runeybadger: jennhoney is made of chocolate, crepes, and attention. With a dash of Muppets. Jennifer is made of Jazz, cherries, and Order. With a dash of fanfiction. jennifery is made of sapphires, Trance, and rainbows. With a dash of cuddles. palmtreepalmtree is made of Rock, Funk, and ocean. With a dash of GAME OVER. Accurate. Sven...
Apr 26th
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mochismochi replied to your post: I’m pondering an eventual quote tattoo, location… i vote #4 the others are too long I agree; I was thinking of cutting the longer ones down if I chose them. I love that quote and the last one the most.
Apr 25th
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I’m pondering an eventual quote tattoo, location TBD (depends on the length of the quote and the nature of the subject). I’ve narrowed it down to Neil Gaiman, but I’m not sure which quote of his to use. Here are the ones I’m considering: “Only the phoenix rises and does not descend. And everything changes. And nothing is truly lost.” - The Sandman: The Wake “Sometimes...
Apr 25th
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I like my job, but today I’m having trouble remembering that.
Apr 24th
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Looks like another week full of Mondays.
Apr 24th
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It’s time to go home.
Apr 20th
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Apr 18th
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Let me tell you...
One of the restrooms in my building has a shower stall. Why? Hell if I know, I work in the sales department of an office building. Maybe the customers make people feel dirty. Maybe I need to be able to go for a run and take a shower on my lunch. Regardless, there’s a mother-effing shower in the handicap stall of this restroom. I don’t usually go to this particular restroom. Not...
Apr 17th
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//end dash spam
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Want me to spam your dash with crocheted Minja (mini ninja) amigurumi pictures and other photos I took yesterday? Of course you do. Let’s get going! #minja #dash spam
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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“Don’t ask me questions that are unbelievably hard to remember!”
– coworker on the phone
Apr 13th
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confused email is confused
Preface: This is copied verbatim (other than specific details being changed) from an email I got after filing my taxes. This is pretty much the whole email other than the random signature crap that takes another 20 lines of space. Your State Return has been accepted for electronic filing by: [State]. You are required to mail a copy of form ABC1234 to [State]. You should print a copy of...
Apr 13th
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I’m trying to work on the April Challenge, I really am. I have a Botany exam online tonight. I’m exhausted. -5 alertness for lack of caffeine. Work is going to be AWESOME.
Apr 12th
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April Challenge: April 6
Read the challenge list here! Your views on mainstream music: My music tastes are incredibly eclectic, with a combination of artists/songs/albums from all genres, pretty much. After the break, I’ll have a sampling of the music in my phone playlist (which doesn’t really cover all of the music I have). [[MORE]] 25 to Life - Eminem 3 Libras - A Perfect Circle 99 Luftballoons -...
Apr 9th
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April Challenge: April 5
Read the challenge list here! Things you want to say to an ex: Man… can I leave this one for later? Too bad. I’m gonna put up this placeholder and I’ll post an update when I get back to it (probably in the next couple of days, I’m already behind).
Apr 9th
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Apr 7th
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Can we please have a workday where everyone uses the breakroom for eating their food? I’m seriously nauseated by all of this awful strong-smelling food on my floor. Manners, people.
Apr 5th
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April Challenge: April 4
Read the challenge list here! Bullet your whole day: (Well, if you say so…) 5:30am alarm — snooze snooze 6:00am alarm — get up get dressed dress Little Bit drop off Little Bit at daycare get dropped off at work by TC tumblr before work work watch maintenance man replace fluorescent lights over another cubicle watch employee tear apart fluorescent light cover trying...
Apr 5th
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April Challenge: April 3
Read the challenge list here! A book you love: (And because I can’t pick just one…) Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlen I grok. A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R. R. Martin I can’t adequately explain how much I love this series. His Dark Materials trilogy by Phillip Pullman Because Iorek Byrnison is the true king of the bears. The Hitchhiker’s...
Apr 5th
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April Challenge: April 2
Read the challenge list here! Something you feel strongly about: Pregnancy. I don’t know why some people find it socially acceptable to question a coworker or fellow student or RANDOM STRANGER about when they plan to get pregnant. I understand curiosity, but if she doesn’t bring it up, keep your comments to yourself. Most people don’t think about it this way, but I live with...
Apr 4th
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April Challenge: April 1
Read the challenge list here! Five ways to win your heart (in no particular order): Coke Slurpee. I don’t like Coke (although I love Dr. Pepper), but coke slurpees are the best. Board games. Old school LIFE, Risk, Sorry!, Guess Who?, Battleship, Clue, etc. I love board games. Video games. VIDEO GAMES. Currently in my XBOX: Mass Effect 2. In my PS3: Little Big Planet 2. TC’s...
Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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