May 2012
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New salesperson hired for my territory at work left his phone on his desk:
JamJam (on phone with customer): Okay, well I'll just send you an email--
Phone alarm: LEEEROY JENKIIINS... LEEEROY JENKIIINS...
JamJam: Excuse me one moment.
Phone alarm: LEEEROY JENKIIINS...
JamJam tries to shut off alarm, looks around for salesperson, tries again.
Phone alarm: LEEEROY JENKIIINS...
JamJam is victorious, shuts off screaming alarm, completes phone call.
Phone alarm: LEEEROY JENKIIINS...
JamJam: Oh hell.
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Headbutts are our pinky promise.
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Found my earrings.
I need a car.
We’re going to see the Avengers movie again today, this time with my brother.
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Fat people in America are reduced to nothing but fatness. A fat person has a...
– Lindy West, Being Mean To Fat People is Pointless: A Good Old Fashioned Plea for Civility (via broadist)
Negative experience = because of your fat
Positive experience = in despite of your fat
Also: this is a fab post, but don’t read the comments. I cried.
(via lapocketrocket)
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Note to self:
my 2g ear piercing: 6mm
outside diameter of my bic pen: ~8mm
Despite what my coworker may think, I cannot fit a bic pen into my ear piercings.
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I messed up my back last night. I need to place an order, so please call me...
– voicemail I got this morning from one of my customers
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it is done
My History final.
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Dear customer,
We’ve been emailing back and forth, and my signature says Jess for each of my responses. It’s in the email you’re sending, right underneath your reply. It’s in the email address you use to reach me. In fact, you’ve used my name several times in our exchange, including this morning.
I know you’re busy, but I’m not sure why you thought my name changed in...
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UGH. That smile.
The fabulous glitterbubbles keeps my dash full of Tom Hiddleston’s precious face. I thought I should add some Chris Hemsworth to the mix. <3
UGH. BOTH SMILES. So many feels.
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There’s something that I can’t tell you right now. I can tell you...
– Little Bit, while eating dinner
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Gotta sneeze… gotta sneeze… gotta sneeze…
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DANGIT!
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The answer to my question in the last post...
Dr. Pepper Soda Pops: delicious or trap?
It’s both!
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