May 2012
28 posts
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
36,500 notes
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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New salesperson hired for my territory at work left his phone on his desk:
JamJam (on phone with customer): Okay, well I'll just send you an email--
Phone alarm: LEEEROY JENKIIINS... LEEEROY JENKIIINS...
JamJam: Excuse me one moment.
Phone alarm: LEEEROY JENKIIINS...
JamJam tries to shut off alarm, looks around for salesperson, tries again.
Phone alarm: LEEEROY JENKIIINS...
JamJam is victorious, shuts off screaming alarm, completes phone call.
Phone alarm: LEEEROY JENKIIINS...
JamJam: Oh hell.
May 23rd
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Headbutts are our pinky promise.
May 20th
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Found my earrings. I need a car. We’re going to see the Avengers movie again today, this time with my brother.
May 19th
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“Fat people in America are reduced to nothing but fatness. A fat person has a...”
– Lindy West, Being Mean To Fat People is Pointless: A Good Old Fashioned Plea for Civility (via broadist) Negative experience = because of your fat Positive experience = in despite of your fat Also: this is a fab post, but don’t read the comments. I cried. (via lapocketrocket)
May 17th
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May 16th
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Note to self:
my 2g ear piercing: 6mm outside diameter of my bic pen: ~8mm Despite what my coworker may think, I cannot fit a bic pen into my ear piercings.
May 15th
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“I messed up my back last night. I need to place an order, so please call me...”
– voicemail I got this morning from one of my customers
May 15th
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May 13th
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it is done
My History final.
May 12th
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May 12th
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Dear customer,
We’ve been emailing back and forth, and my signature says Jess for each of my responses. It’s in the email you’re sending, right underneath your reply. It’s in the email address you use to reach me. In fact, you’ve used my name several times in our exchange, including this morning. I know you’re busy, but I’m not sure why you thought my name changed in...
May 11th
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UGH. That smile. The fabulous glitterbubbles keeps my dash full of Tom Hiddleston’s precious face. I thought I should add some Chris Hemsworth to the mix. <3 UGH. BOTH SMILES. So many feels.
May 10th
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May 10th
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“There’s something that I can’t tell you right now. I can tell you...”
– Little Bit, while eating dinner
May 6th
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May 4th
13 notes
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Gotta sneeze… gotta sneeze… gotta sneeze… … … DANGIT!
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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The answer to my question in the last post...
Dr. Pepper Soda Pops: delicious or trap? It’s both!
May 3rd
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May 2nd